Distinguish between COMPLETE & FINISH
When u love d right one u r COMPLETE
&
When u love d wrong one u r FINISHED
keep smilimng..
Full form of GIRL
G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf shakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
... L – Ladai mein sabki naani..
FuLL form Of BOyS...
B - Badmashiyon mein sab se aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah rAAt mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - ShAreef SiRf MaA BaAp K AaGe...
I – Innocent sirf shakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
... L – Ladai mein sabki naani..
FuLL form Of BOyS...
B - Badmashiyon mein sab se aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah rAAt mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - ShAreef SiRf MaA BaAp K AaGe...
Keep Smiling
Sharabi
Father to Son : Sharab, Cigaratte aur Ladkiya ye sab Tumhari Jaan ke Dushman hain... inse door raho
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Son : Jo Mard apne Dushmano se Darr ke bhag jaye woh Mard nahi hota Papa...
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Son : Jo Mard apne Dushmano se Darr ke bhag jaye woh Mard nahi hota Papa...
:)
GIRLFRIEND: CHALO HIDE AND SEEK KHELTE HAI AGAR TUM JEET GAYE TOH SHOPPING KARNE CHALENGEY.
BOY: AGAR HAAR GAYA TOH?
GF: AISHA MAT KAHO NA MEY DOOR K PICHE HI CHUPUNGI....
BOY: AGAR HAAR GAYA TOH?
GF: AISHA MAT KAHO NA MEY DOOR K PICHE HI CHUPUNGI....
ha ha ha ha...
Guess what??
College wali....Masaledar hoti hai,
Office wali....sweet hoti hai,
Ghar wali.....Fikki hoti hai,
Hotel wali.....Mast hoti hai,
5 Star wali.....Mehangi hoti hai,
... Nukkad Wali....Unhygenic hoti hai,
Lekin ek baat hai....
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Chai akhir Chai hoti hai...
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Have a Garma Garam Chai..
Office wali....sweet hoti hai,
Ghar wali.....Fikki hoti hai,
Hotel wali.....Mast hoti hai,
5 Star wali.....Mehangi hoti hai,
... Nukkad Wali....Unhygenic hoti hai,
Lekin ek baat hai....
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Chai akhir Chai hoti hai...
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Have a Garma Garam Chai..
he he he he he...
Aalu or Bhindi ki luv story
1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe "I luv u" ka msg beja. . .
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha n boli
... Shut up, tum itne mote n me slim & smart. . "
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasayi
ki aap aap dekh sakte ho...
Aalu - ghobi
Aalu - bengan
Aalu - shimla mirch,
Aalu - palak,
Aalu - matar
Aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.
Bhindi shocks n aalu rocks..
1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe "I luv u" ka msg beja. . .
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha n boli
... Shut up, tum itne mote n me slim & smart. . "
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasayi
ki aap aap dekh sakte ho...
Aalu - ghobi
Aalu - bengan
Aalu - shimla mirch,
Aalu - palak,
Aalu - matar
Aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.
Bhindi shocks n aalu rocks..
Keep Smiling....
Boss vs Secretry
Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss
cabin friend asked:
what happend?
She:He asked R U free tonight?
I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type
cabin friend asked:
what happend?
She:He asked R U free tonight?
I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type
:):):)
Corruption
Once Kapil sibble, Digvijay singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,
Sibble drops a 100 rs. note & says," I made one poor Indian Happy!"
Singh drops two 50 rs. note & says." I made two poor Indians Happy!"
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Chiddu drops 100 one rupee coin & says," I made 100 poor Indians Happy!"
Hearing dis, da PILOT laugh & say- ,I will drop down all 3 of you and make 125 CRORE Indians Forever Happy..!
Pilot was ANNA HAZARE
Sibble drops a 100 rs. note & says," I made one poor Indian Happy!"
Singh drops two 50 rs. note & says." I made two poor Indians Happy!"
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Chiddu drops 100 one rupee coin & says," I made 100 poor Indians Happy!"
Hearing dis, da PILOT laugh & say- ,I will drop down all 3 of you and make 125 CRORE Indians Forever Happy..!
Pilot was ANNA HAZARE
grow up man n do something 4 ur country.
Salman khan is getting demoted:
2009- wanted- IPS OFFICER
2010- dabbang- INSPECTOR
2011- Bodyguard
2012- watchman
2013-?
2009- wanted- IPS OFFICER
2010- dabbang- INSPECTOR
2011- Bodyguard
2012- watchman
2013-?
guess... :)
